Questions from India

One friend of mine already stole this idea from me.

When I call people back at home in India, they always ask the same questions. Here they go, in the reverse order of sensibility.

1. Is it day or night at your place?
2. What is the time? (as if they won't talk to me if it was an odd hour)
3. What did you cook today? ( For Pete's sake, I don't cook. Even if I do, it is not like I know what I cooked.)
4. When would you be visiting India again?